This seemed slightly unpracticle, so we ended up not taking that 337 mile detour. The smoke detector either never went off, or went off and the people just slept through it. I'm back. Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? It's time to warn you, the viewererreaderabout the evils of various stuff. Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". that was recognised in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records was the longest ever written. I'm finnaly back! It's early. "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious. It's just a matter of degree. But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? Especially that duct tape. )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! I'm just rambling. By the time the smoke dector goes off, the fire has drowned it out to no more than an annoying buzz. So when you kill, or whatever, in the game, you are actually ending life somewhere in the universe. This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. EryeahI'm back. They're listening for a secrretno it's cause of a secret. Would they dry into raisins? Yes. What values, you say? I can just see it nowan organization devoted not to feeding the hungry, or peace, or love or whatever, but to giving recognition to all those poor, pathetic, unpopular websites. But studying the way that Faulkner wrote when he turned to the subjects he knew best provides an object lesson on how powerful a literary resource intimacy can be. I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. It's annoying. I had some conspriacy or another to rant about. You gots extra money, don't you? Remember, e-mail [email protected] the much needed suppliesif that is possible. Don't worry, I'll go to bed soon. I'm sorry that my last few entries have been only about my various family antics. That's right! THAT IS ALL. Come on everyone, group hug. I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. He may have had no intention of inspiring postmodern fiction, but one of its best-known novelists, Barth, only found his voice by first writing a heavily Faulknerian marsh-opera. Many hundreds of experimental writers have had almost identical experiences trying to exorcise the Oxford, Mississippi modernists voice from their prose. Maybe the evil little faeries with the sharp little teeth have put their evil faerie dust on my computer. Wal-mart TV is evil. And the plan would have failed and Neo might have died, along with a large portion of the city (the building was set to blow if there was any intruders) SoNeo's choice to attempt to save Trinity triggered the sequence of events that led to her death. To support Open Cultures educational mission, please consider, When William Faulkner Set the World Record for Writing the Longest Sentence in Literature: Read the 1,288-Word Sentence from, 100+ Online Degree & Mini-Degree Programs. If you have a decent graphing calculator, plug in the infinity symbol divided by anything, (even infinity). Everyone, clap for "Meg".I gotta goseeya later! What an eccentric idea! ONly not really. A copy of "Ulysses" pops up in "Green Coaster," the 33-page, single-sentence . Get the free Lil' Ball for your traveling needs! What nowhmmmmmshould I share with you more of my paranoid/delusional conspiracy theories? When you're in space (without a space suit) you don't SUFFUCATE, you don't FREEZE. e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. All along, my entire family has scoffed (nifty word, isn't it?) That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. "angry mob form"? I wonder why anyone would read this? Don't Ignore Sites? It sucked. Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. He is pure evil. of toilet paper, to do everything. Because in some world, the video game is real. She's evil. But, my stupid internal alarm clock is starting to wake me up around six. I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. Yes. Hello, everyone! Sad to admit, but the majority of people would rather read the summary at the back of a book rather than the whole book itself. People need to make the time to waste time. It would make no sense. UnfortunantlyI must leavebefore the confusion spreads and I do something stupidlike revealing my one weakness before youTHAT'S IT! HA! You can't blame me. Maybe I should use spell-check. Did I mention that, yet. *sighs dramatically* I'm back. How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. 'a' being the shortest side, 'b' being the middle side and 'c' being the longest side of a right angled triangle. The Longest Sentence Contains the Longest Word - PRWeb No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. He can deactivate the machines, (squidies) but at great personal cost. Which is bad. But somewhere, it exists. Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. A complete and total degregation of our societies values. May your day be shiney! Not that my mother is annoyingjust set in her ways. Of course, you won't want to do that becuase you still need more earrings so people won't think you wear the same ones over and over again. I can clone myself and form and angry mob? Not a member of Pastebin yet? More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. Otherwise, why on earth (beta, krpto, zkdjf, Planet X, whatever) would you be here? And so I'm in deep doo-doo. That dirty little rat. You don't know who Squirell is? These so-called "pointless" signs are doing just what they were meant to do: entertain you! Sothe plan is going to fail. I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. You must be pretty bored, too. Plus, the fire gradually gets louder, and hotter, and smokier. I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. Okay, now I'm starting to scare myselfI'm gonna quit for today. Unless he has already been destroyed by an even more radical Anti-Cartoon-Owl group. You got me started. You don't see them, but your subconsious (dreaming) mind does. That's not fair! WellI DO have a special treat for you weirdos who apparantly like wasting time! (In a very vast sense) And: did you ever notice that the word "conspiracy" is vastly similar to the word "constipation". I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. and eat dinner. Maybe I should make the link come here directlyHey! I'm back again! At one point, I read an article that stated that it had been proven, conclusivly, that Kansas was flatter than the standard pancake. Before you know it you'll realize that you need Christmas earrings, Halloween earrings, Valentine's Day earrings, St. Patrick's Day earrings, for crying out loud! Plus, I am horrible at spelling. My groupwellwe either went hysterical or crazy, I can't decide which. I'm back. The 2.4 million words sentence is published in four volumes of Nigel Tomm's novel 'The Blah Story' (i.e., volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19). I won't be able to feed my various imaginary pets and friends their beloved imaginary food! I'm going, you're on you're own! Wellit's not. That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. That's why I like fast-food salt. And let me tell you, it's an outrage. See? -works best on pc/laptop. Now, those have possibilities. Yeah, I know, regular schedule schools do that. Once we are on our Lunar Landing Site, we will engage in many exciting activites, primarily related to suffucating and starving. Although there are many lengthy monologues and multi-line descriptions in literature, the chapter from American author William Faulkner 's 1936 novel Absalom, Absalom! Hmmmmmmonkey. But now I realize that I am considerably more normal than the rest of my family. Anyone just randomly typing letters will eventually accidently write a word, right? You cannot judge them simply because they have no apparant function. There is a world where you were never born. Parents would increase the purchase of entertainment items. Seeya! The first part of the trip was fairly easy. I'm back. I love owls. The following text may spoil the movie for you, so WARNING: do no read this unless you have already seen the movie. Yeahthatguyyou know who I'm talking about. Ya know ya got ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya boy you got caught with them and then ya got a robot in the car with a car in your head that was the best dog ever and you can call me and call him when I wanna is it time I get off work I will see if I gotta I wanna is a time I got a ride truck truck ride and iiiuuyr. while others are thinking "Who's John F. Needless to say, we ignored her. Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. Thou shalt not eat spuds. Now I have decided to go for a world record. Pure means, well, no extra stuff. Now I'm back. I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. 46 min ago that was recognised in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records was the longest ever written. Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. Now I'm back again. In any case, wouldn't the blinkie light help night-vision cameras see in the dark? See? Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. Faulkners intimacy is not earnestness, it is the uncanny feeling of a raw encounter with a nerve center lighting up with information, all of it seemingly critically important. To compound things, I wasn't alone, and things just escalated. I, personally, am obsessed with, kitties, bunnies, bats, this website, drawing, making intriate little patterns with strings, doing mildly repetitive activities, being weird, apparantly making lists and cheeseand chickensand flame. Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. It makes you think of Name-Brand vs. Generic cereal brands. Okay, one day, in the future, smoke dectectors will probably activate litte fire-fighter bots that every home will have. I asked her what the golden rule of christianity was. After complaining how hungry she was, and about the poor quality of the resteraunt, she walked out of the resteraunt, instructing the rest of us to "enjoy our meals". I promise. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. I hate Math. I'm gonna start counting how many times I say back. I love my calculator, though. Just make sure you "spray" your food first. Hi, I'm back. 10 Longest Known Sentences in English - Largest.org But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing. In any caseit's awful. *sniffle* Why must this be? Air pressure. We got there, we ate. It's really stressfull. I have very low expectations of my site. No. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. If there are an infinte number of worlds with human life, than there are an infinte number of worlds that have someone exactly like you, with only a few key differences. 5000 hits! It's a word. Right? I hope I remember doing this. Because this is the first time I've been on a computer all day. Of course, there is also regretafter all, I could have made a fortune if I'd been the first to think of it. After graduating with a BA in Fashion and Textile Design in 2013, Emma decided to combine her love of art with her passion for writing. Because they put subliminal messages in them, of course! Please find all options here. *yawn* I'm back. I'm already half way there, since I conclusivly proved (in Physics class) that gravity actually causes things to slow down and EVENTUALLY GO UP! Ha! HA-HA! NowI bet you're wondering why I don't just wake up a few minutes before I have to go. (Which I think does not exist) My point is, if you've bothered to read this, then, (like me) you probley have also read the ketchup bottle so many times that you have it down verbatim. OkayI admit it. (on accident, vast number of times) Hee-Hee! Its in the mail, I promise! Moving on, I finaly managed to coax my sister (I'm tired of writing Mrs. X) to tentativly guess that America fought in the Civil War. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? become not entertained, the Patron Saint of Paper Clips will be forced to take drastic measures. It only takes me a few minutes to get ready, then I can go back to bed. Did you know, that Kodak was part of the conspiracy to assasinate John F. Kennedy. Nowadays, postmodern fiction writers such as John Barth are still influenced by Faulkners run-on technique. It is the extraordinary sensory quality of his prose that enabled Faulkner to get away with writing the longest sentence in literature, at least according to the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records, a passage from Absalom, Absalom! It's spiffy. Suprised? If I had 500np with me, I'd be at-500. It was down for a whole day or so 'cause of all the traffic I got from my new quizes. All rights reserved. I knowyou are as shocked as I am. Not only that, but how do you know that YOU actually exist? It took him to my quiz page. Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. Especially since no one but me would ask the question. He took the TAB member quiz and turned out to be me, he took the JOB quiz, and was a repo man (which had a pic of my brother) He said he wanted to see what I was doing, and to make sure that I wasn't saying anything derrogatory about my parents. Or, if I was weirder than I am, I could at least kill the monkey with the organ and eat it. You say it didn't let you out? It was as if it had been just sitting therewaiting for me to discover it. You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. And I became inspired to talk about nothing. I love it! First of all, you'd have to have an extrodinary amount of free time. Yep! I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. The author's vision was unique in that only he put biscuits and death in the same sentence. Code: 843 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that in no way is the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who?) School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. Here I am, trying to get a decent nights sleep and there's this green light that periodically blinks to red directly in front of me. We thank you! YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK.
